Punk Rock Bowling 20th Anniversary Show
featuring Rise Against, L7, NoFX, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Turbonegro, X, Crass, Angelic Upstarts and others
featuring Rise Against, L7, NoFX, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Turbonegro, X, Crass, Angelic Upstarts and others
Las Vegas Nevada, May 26-28
A guiding rule to live by is, you have to make your own fun.
Going by that credo, as one of the editors of the Oxford Handbook of Punk Rock, I felt
it behooved me to go Punk Rock Bowling, the punk rock extravaganza held in
Vegas over Memorial Day, which is now on its 20th year.
Honestly, we live in a world full of pain and terror right
now. I am constantly feeling outraged and distraught. The result was a burning desire
to do stupid things in Vegas, the way they do in made for TV movies and “The
Hangover”: lose a tooth, walk a tiger, wake up with a tattoo on my face. I texted
my punk rock friend Lisa, “So ready for Vegas. Let’s smoke and get tattoos!”
Picture me, then, 24 hours later, on the parking lot roof of
the Hard Rock Café, my friends and I surveyed the glowing desert landscape,
dotted below with glittering casinos, abandoned skyscrapers, and big old holes
in the ground where buildings have recently been imploded, feeling a lot like Harrison
Ford in Bladerunner 2049. It was apocalyptic,
I swear, and the perfect start to Memorial Day weekend. Next, I drank a giant
absinthe at an eatery called Culinary Dropout and attended an almost
pathologically stupid performance by Todd Rundgren and Utopia (or Dystopia, as
we immediately dubbed them). Prog rock makes me nuts, so pretty soon I was
weaving in and out of the purple lobby looking for the Lyft lot, loudly
bemoaning the bad taste of the management for having enshrined the relics of
Jimi Hendrix the Jackson Five alongside the unhallowed togs of acts like
Nickelback, Godsmack, and the Killers.
Clearly, the Hard Rock Café, like Vegas itself, is extremely
un-judgmental. In a way, that’s the nicest thing about it.
But enough has been written about Las Vegas that I don’t
need to add to it. Indeed, it only interests me in the way that it is the
background for Punk Rock Bowling, a three day festival in its 20th
year that celebrates all things Punk Rock.
In some ways, Vegas and punk rock seem antithetical, since
the first is about exploiting working class people’s false consciousness
through skanky capitalist endeavors, and the other is about liberating yourself
from that mindset. On the other hand, both concepts celebrate the joy of making
bad choices. For the rubes that like Vegas on its own terms, that means getting
shitty tattoos and getting shitfaced, and well, the same is true of punk
rockers. Voila! A Festival is born.
Punk Rock Bowling takes place in downtown Vegas, rather than
on The Strip – where the expensive places like the Bellagio, SLS, the Wynn and
so on are. The Fremont area is different, but only by a thin and unmerited
veneer of ‘class,’ like the difference between buying a Bratz Doll and and
American Girl one. During PRB, that part of Vegas fills up with punk rockers of
all ages, all clad in in black Misfits T shirts and sporting arm sleeves and
leg tattoos. Many of them have manic panic hair color and even Mohawks. The women
wear combat boots and fishnet tights and sailor hats and/or have Bettie Page
haircuts. The men have beer guts and big arms and creased red faces. Neither set
gives a damn about Vegas’s ersatz, tacky version of sexy ladies and hot men.
Neither one gives a damn about money.
The Festival grounds are on an empty block near the Golden
Nugget and the Double D, and when you’re standing in that enclosure, you kind
of have to stop yourself from looking up at the windows of the surrounding
hotels and thinking about snipers. But that’s just life in These United States
today, and there is something plain about Punk Rock Bowling that makes me
happy, something unpretentious, and safe, and likeminded. This year’s featured punk rock bands – Crass,
Angelic Upstarts, Turbonegro, L7, Boston’s Mighty Mighty Bosstones, NOFX, the
Svetlanas, the Briefs, Slaves, X, and both Against Me!, to name just a few –
are a motley bunch of old and new, but there is a spirit that ignites all of
them that I feel really tender about.
I used to feel so contemptuous about the way old people acted about hippie culture, but now I totally get it: there is something so innately beautiful about punk ideology, and never more so than today. Do It Yourself. Take over the means of production. Small is beautiful. Respect is due. These are mottos that are well worth living by, and at punk rock bowling, they are right up in your face.
I used to feel so contemptuous about the way old people acted about hippie culture, but now I totally get it: there is something so innately beautiful about punk ideology, and never more so than today. Do It Yourself. Take over the means of production. Small is beautiful. Respect is due. These are mottos that are well worth living by, and at punk rock bowling, they are right up in your face.
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I know that there is a nice part of Vegas. There are some
great restaurants and arty things going on, and a whole bunch of hard working
people who live there because it’s still inexpensive, and all that is cool. But
if you’re just a tourist, like me, and partaking in the city the way it asks
you to partake of it, then it’s worth considering its overall meaning. On my
way to the airport on Memorial Day, I drove by the MGM casino New York New York
and noticed that their giant fake-o Statue of Liberty had been temporarily
draped in a Knights jersey sponsored by Budweiser, in order to commemorate that
night’s NHL playoff game.
Well, go Knights and all that, but seriously, can you even
think of a better visual image to commemorate the way that America – that liberty
itself – has been bought by corporations and coopted by greed? It’s so perfect. Like Vegas itself, the statue’s
clothing was tangible evidence of America’s current disgrace. It’s almost as if
each individual building is the solidified shape of the Administrations
horseshit values and terrible practices. Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, fake New
York, fake Venice and coming very soon, fake Asia, their imaginary naughty
pasts rendered into uncanny building materials….each one of them bespeaks the delusions
and falsehoods that everyone is living by.
And then…in between each one, all those empty lots between
high rises, born of lawlessness and the housing bust, exemplify the gulf
between the haves and the have nots, as do the hard working Uber and Lyft drivers
from Ethiopia and the Philippines, the topless female bartenders, and the
people asleep on the pavement in the morning when it looks like a neutron bomb
dropped on Carson street and left only the frailest humans alive.
Meanwhile, the whole city whirls around these fiascos, in a
vast attempt – or possibly conspiracy -- to organize vast numbers of humans
into having a very rigidly defined kind of fun, the kind based on numbing
yourself stupid a la “Brave New World,” “the Matrix,” and the current opioid
epidemic. The tourist board would argue otherwise, but in actuality, fun in
Vegas seems to be just flat out binge drinking. Everything else is just dross –
entertainment that’s sole intention is to make you want to get blotto. Todd Rundgren’s Utopia, trapeze artists placed
above every gaming table, the sad-sack solo guitar player who hollered dirge
versions of Buddy Holly songs throughout our lunch at a local pizza joint, you
name it. All these things only serve to make people nervous, such that the only
way to soothe one’s jangled nerves by downing a cold one. To that end, every
place we went provided these 36 ounce or even 64 ounce glasses for margaritas
and Bloody Marys. There is a place, I kid you not, called Vince Neil’s Tatuado,
which will sell you a miniature toilet bowl that you can hang around your neck,
to barf into. It’s at Circus Circus, the kid-friendly casino.
Elsewhere, there are some other nerve-wracking things that
grasp desperately at the concept (and at your wallet). You can go shoot a
machine gun, or ride a roller coaster or the giant Ferris wheel, or get
yourself lap danced on. Or you can go on Slotzilla, the zip line that you can
take down the middle of the mall. It costs $25 if you do it sitting and $45 if
you do it “Superman” style, with your arms out like your flying. The line for
it is tremendously long. While waiting
for your turn, you can drink.
At night the mall fills up. Shapely women with beautiful breasts
in teeny tiny bras, teeter-totter heels and fishnets jostle alongside much larger
ones with enormous bellies and small eyes, while schlumpy men in cargo shorts and
baseball caps lurch around touching their butts “on accident.” There are other
kinds of hordes as well, families with small children, couples with strollers, loud
brassy hen parties with one girl anointed the bride, and gangs of guys with loud voices and no abs to speak of. All of these are manifestations of old fashioned
cultural values, interspersed with the occasional drag queen, like one beefy
looking man I saw wearing a t shirt that read “Fiscally Republican/Socially
Democrat/Sexually Liberal” a top a lovely, tulle, fairy princess skirt.
There are also lots of people on the Fremont Mall who have
some kind of weird side hustle – caricaturists, but palm readers, comedians,
and people dressed in crazy costumes who stand there for tips. You see that in
London and Barcelona and Budapest as well, but the ones in Vegas are more
naked. The concept of sex here is very — what’s the word? Not carnal, or
erotic, but just based on some incredibly basic, repressive, and socially constructed
set of value, celebrating women with big boobs who wear servile costumes
(nurse, maid, tart.) Oh, I remember what the word is: sad. It’s sad.
In truth, I don’t think those old caricatures are really
going to last much longer. And yet, it is against this background that the punk
rock bowlers really stand out. Whatever their drinking or drug-preferences may
be or have been in the past, they pale in comparison to the stag boys and the low/high
rollers; their tattoos no longer stand out in a world which has proudly inked its
own ass with its foibles. By comparison, punks are righteous, and authentic, and
sincere and unafraid; the last men and women who DGAF.
When punk began, back in the day, it was radical, and
explosive, and seriously necessary, and honestly, it still is. That’s the
saddest thing of all, that it still fucking is. But that’s what made me proud. When
I planned the trip, I thought PBR might be a rendering of the real thing, the
way that New York New York renders Manhattan and the Luxor recreates ancient
Egypt. But that was not the case. Certainly
there is some nostalgia mixed up with the fandom at these shows – someone was
moshing in a giant dinosaur outfit at L7. But judging by the multi-aged
audience that’s not the whole story, not by a long shot.
Over the years punk rock has gone from being ideologically
pure to somewhat tainted, positioning itself by turns as anarchic, apocalyptic,
apolitical. Times have changed though, and on Sunday evening, one of the Stern
Brothers, a member of Youth Brigade and PRB founder, made a short but extremely
eloquent speech asking participants to put aside any indifference they might
feel towards the mainstream, to help defeat the regime we live under. “Participating
in society is a political act,” he said. “We are currently facing a fascist
propaganda machine. Punk rock has always been about questioning authority, and
now more than ever, we have to step up and fight.”